... idly surfing I have discovered I could be a cook/housekeeper to an uppercrust (or at least rich) English family in rural England. Earning approx. 300pds pw on top of full board and accomodation that minimums at QS bedroom with own ensuite. The one in Dorset by the beach with a 2br self-contained house sounded especially nice.

So I could run away, if I really felt the need. I am sure I could find more exotic jobs, but cooking 2 light meals per day for a Professional Couple and keeping their house in order (daily cleaner comes in) sounds much like a day in the life without all the stress.

Don't bother telling me they're probably twats. I know that. But they might be nice...

So there's something else I could be doing.